Shelby ~ Long Island, NY


When Squad favorite song finally comes

The Shining cuckoo clock by artist Chris Dimino. At the top of every hour, Jack Torrance breaks through the door and says “Here’s Johnny!”, followed by the piercing scream of his wife Wendy!

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.
Te Awamutu, New Zealand. 
Kwik E marts are fuckin real

I’m in New Zealand. Brb.


shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.


i have officially seen it all and i am laughing so hard


i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(Source: bearzerky)


My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby